She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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