scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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