I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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