dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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