Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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