I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
