Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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