We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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