i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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