Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
this just has baby written all over it
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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