You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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