I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My bed smells like the plague
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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