Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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