I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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