Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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