Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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