We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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