i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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