yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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