Where is the hickey?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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