whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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