it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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