is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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