no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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