Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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