The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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