as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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