butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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