rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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