i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've blown a few things in my day
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
