I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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