How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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