So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
