OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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