I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
how does that bad decision feel?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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