Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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