If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
third nipple confirmed
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
