Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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