his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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