Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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