you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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