Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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