talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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