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go home
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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