Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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