dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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