We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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