I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
