I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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