heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
as a side note pls kill me
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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