Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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