we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
