like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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