Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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