He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Randomize