Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We're too hungover to prance.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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