I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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