Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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