dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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