this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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