Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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